
Five Things You Don't Mess With - Family Faith Friends Flag Firearms
Line Crossers, Consider This Your Warning.
This isn't just a t-shirt—it’s a statement, a lifestyle, and a polite way of saying try me. Featuring the no-nonsense list: Family. Faith. Friends. Flag. Firearms. That’s it. That’s the line in the sand.
Made from soft, high-quality jersey cotton that feels good against your skin but makes a statement that’s rough around the edges—just how we like it. Whether you're lighting fireworks, grilling something that used to run, or out-shooting your buddies at the range, this tee does all the talking.
Perfect for patriotic holidays, backyard debates, or Sunday service with just enough sass to make your in-laws sweat.
Because some things aren’t up for discussion—and this shirt names all five.
Product features
- Made with 100% lightweight Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
- Retail fit for casual and semi-formal settings
- Comes with side seams for structural support and longer shape retention
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
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Width, in | 16.50 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 |
Sleeve length, in | 8.60 | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 | 10.80 |
Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |