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I Think. Therefore I Am Conservative – Patriot Tee
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Color:
Black Heather
Size:
XS
Logic over feelings. Facts over fiction. This tee puts it plain and simple: I think. Therefore I am conservative. A bold statement for those who refuse to be swayed by trends, tantrums, or political theater—and know that common sense never goes out of style.
Built from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, this premium shirt offers a soft, comfortable feel with the durability to outlast the noise. The retail fit keeps it sharp in any setting, while the ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape ensure it holds its shape through every wash.
For the thinkers, the doers, and the unapologetically conservative.
Product features
- Supports shape with side seams
- Elastic collar with ribbed knit
- Stabilized shoulder tape prevents stretching
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.50 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.60 | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 | 10.80 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |