Embroidered Hat - 'We Are Not Descended from Fearful Men' Design

Soft Hat. Hard Message.
This distressed embroidered hat isn’t just an accessory—it’s a declaration. With a badass bald eagle front and center and the words “We Are Not Descended From Fearful Men” stitched loud enough to wake the Founding Fathers, this lid is for the brave, the bold, and the slightly unhinged.

It’s got that worn-in, vintage vibe like it’s already been through a bar fight and came out holding the beer. The distressed cotton gives it that I-work-with-my-hands-but-I'll-debate-you-on-the-Bill-of-Rights look. Comfortable? Yes. Subtle? Hell no.

Perfect for Father’s Day, birthdays, or any day you feel like reminding people that courage runs in your bloodline. Throw it on, tip it back, and stare down mediocrity like the legend you are.

Product features
- 100% Preshrunk cotton twill for durability
- Adjustable hook-and-loop closure for the perfect fit
- Unstructured, six-panel, low-profile design
- Soft crown for added comfort
- Suitable for one size fits all

Care instructions
- Use warm water and dish soap and clean spots off your hat. It's not necessary to soak the whole item. For hard to clean spots use a soft bristled brush.